Choice A - Lovely quartz crystal.
Choice C - Uncle Clark!
Clark is a college basketball coach and I stole this picture from his team website. The one above was on the site last year during season. Benton LOVES basketball and asks to check the computer regularly to see the pictures. "See Uncle Quark! See Uncle Quark!" When this picture pops up, Benton responded, "No, Quark yelling. I want Quark not yelling."
So, Choice D - Quark not yelling.
Let the games begin! Go Eagles!